I'm the new CANCER

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas, and
Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
I bet to them your name is "cheap", i bet to them you look like shit.

Haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer?
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

And i know, and i know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when i spike the punch.